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1. Of all the shapes to choose from, it had to be this one. Lets give them the benefit of doubt. Perhaps the railing was constructed on a cloudy day and the contractor was in a rush.





2.  I can’t imagine any scenario in which space is at this much of a premium. How do you even fit under there? and please dont tell me its still same place you wash your hands when you are done
where the f*** is this architect








3.  I can only imagine that the contractor who built this house found a way to go around a petition for the playground to remain in place. or he never planed on letting anyone play with this




4.  This staircase makes me wonder whether they built it from the top. If you are going to start something, you might as well finish it. Especially if its the way to the top or bottom.


5.  When the foreman is too drunk to inspect the building. Seriously, how do you forget to add a door for the balcony?


6.  Clearly didn’t want to anger the gods by disrupting nature.



7.  I am no engineer but i believe a wheelchair would require a lot of momentum to go up these stairs. Nonetheless, points for effort



8.  I would expect an archer to miss the target but this is not even close to a situation that allows one to miss the target



9.  Well, this is weird. How thoughtful to put a window there. I wonder if the light can go through the bricks of that chimney



10.  Perhaps this door belongs to a time when everyone carries a jet pack.

    While there is nothing new about his dancing at a campaign rally, if you look closely at this photo, the question that will come to your mind like most Nigerians is, ‘Did Governor Adams Oshiomhole have that huge er!ction while dancing with this woman or is he really this naturally endowed?

“Chinakwe is a lover of dogs and he names them after things that tickle him. He bought this dog a year ago and named it Buhari.

Unfortunately, some Northerners, who dominate the vicinity where he resides misconstrued his intention and connived to take him up.

The complainant then claimed it was derogatory because his father answers Buhari,” Chiedozie said.

I have made enquiries. The man bought a dog and inscribed Buhari on both sides of its body. One Mallam lodged a complaint and when our men got there, we found out that it was true. You know such thing can cause serious breach of the peace and ethnic or religious unrest. We are charging him to court for conduct likely to cause a breach of peace.

He was arrested last Saturday and we are taking him to court later today (Tuesday) or tomorrow morning (Wednesday). You know an average Northerner will feel bad over such a thing. It can cause serious ethnic crisis or religious confrontation because when you are relegating such a name to a certain person, you are indirectly insulting him.

Nigerians can be so funny most times….. I bet none of you ever thought this words ain’t in the dictionary.
Well, You read it on Naijaloaded, Do Your Findings.. You can’t find any of them in the dictionary except the one written by a Nigerian

1. Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search “Installmentally” on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.

2. Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?

3. Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap forward?

4. Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.

5. Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried (called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as “wake keep” or even “wake keeping”.

pls lets hear more of them form you through your comments

   Now imagine wat happens when a local girl decides to "kak up" #step up her game by smoking weed for the first tme.....here's the outcome
   see pics below

PHOTOS: 19yrs Old Girl Having An Affair With President Zuma, Shares Their Loved Up Photos

I don't know if I should say this is just one of those things. President Jacob Zuma of  South Africa already has enough wives, so I wonder what this small girl is doing with him.


She said he's a Blesser and that she's in love with him. Abeg I no fit laugh oh! Some women go soon attack President Zuma.

The 19-year-old girl, whose name was given as Lindokuhle Dlamini, shared these pics of herself and the old man, President Zuma, all loved up on social media and wrote:

“He is not just a blesser, we are in love and I am grateful for all that he has done for me, much love. Xo xo.” 

People say the word “Blesser” is commonly used, like Sugar Daddy here, to describe an older man who gives a lady money or gifts while having s*x with her. 

President Zuma is a polygamist but the South African Presidential spokesperson said they would look into how the pictures leaked. The girl's account has been deleted.

What are they looking into? Did President Zuma deny his 'girl'? Lol!

VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “President Robert Mugabe” On Relationships
    Here are some funny quotes you all need to see.. Read below:-
   1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
    2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
    3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”
    4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
   5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”
  6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
   7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
 8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.  .  . 9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
    10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
    11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”
   12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”
   13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country” Which of the Quote do you like most? Drop your Comments.